David met Don at Schittigroup. On the surface, they have little in common. David is passionate about his family, religion and favorite sports teams whereas Don is passionate about apathy. Their mutual hatred and distrust of their corporate masters laid a solid foundation from which their friendship grew. Things just "happen" when David is around - be they good or ill. Quantum Theory states that anything is possible, but not necessarily probable. When David is around, the probability of it suddenly raining circus elephants and thundering Vanilla Ice tunes suddenly increases dramatically. David is married and has two kids with one on the way.

Don is a single guy working as a corporate office drone. He is convinced from a lifetime's experience that tomorrow is going to be worse than today and has yet to be proven wrong. Cursed with a vivid imagination, Don is often prone to living inside his head which he insists is more entertaining than real life. He has developed a passion for cartooning in recent years and maintains a mildly successful web comic. In general, he wields sarcasm and wit like a sword and shield against everything he disdains. Which is almost everyone and everything.

The sad tale of the Headless Horseman began long ago. Once the feared specter of Sleepy Hollow, time has changed this hapless Halloween monster into something new. To the modern world, a man riding around on a horse without a head is just stupid. How does he see where he's going? But a man riding around on a horse with a head but unable to get head... well, that's slightly less stupid. Double H as his friends people-who-know-him sometimes refer to him as, rides a charcoal black horse with eyes of fire named B.J.

James and Don met in high school gym class where they would often sit out and play 5 card draw with the other delinquents. James has a strong sense of adventure and will try just about anything once. Like Don, he shares a love of all things geeky; fantasy books, video games, and role playing games. Unlike Don, these things have not made him a pariah due to his friendly nature and outgoing personality.

Johnny comes from a long line of Pumpkinseeds. In fact, he comes from the highest of nobility as he is the son of the current King and undisputed Lord of Halloween. Not the favored seed, he and his father haven't always seen eye-hole to eye-hole. Johnny is generally good natured and mellow and like most Halloween monsters, has a taste for young children out late at night by themselves. The real world has been especially trying for Johnny as he suddenly realized there was much more to humans than simply eating them.

Classified by the one surviving scientist as Mollusca Cephalopoda Coleoidea Octopodiformes Octopoda Umbraoccisor. the Ninja Octopus is one of the most fierce and deadly and mysterious predators of the oceans. Faster than the Sniper Trout, stealthier than Black Lucia and feared even more than the dreaded Amazon Urethra Pirate, there is nothing that will stand in the path of a Ninja Octopus and its' chosen prey.

Torg was the creation of a long dead mad scientist. It's rumored that he sewed together the bodies of several linebackers with the brain of a television weatherman. Whether or not this is true, Torg is strong and slow. He is usually found hanging out with his buddy, Johnny Pumpkinseed. Torg is often dangerous without supervision and Johnny is usually able to direct his destructive tendencies in the right direction.